Dave & Chuck The Freak

Dave Hunter

– as described by Chuck, Lisa and James

Here are the things Dave would want you to know about him: He’s tall – 6 foot 5! He’s European but he was kicked out of Ireland because he can’t handle his liquor. He used to work at a theme park and dress up as a cartoon character. Dave likes to be prepared at all times. He’s a great guy, but if you piss him off, he will go Dave Hunter and rip your head off. He doesn’t like shoes with laces, all of his shoes must be slip on. At the end of the day, we couldn’t ask for a better guy to have in our corner. He’s loyal to a fault, would do anything for us, and we’ll follow him into the fire.

Chuck “The Freak”

– as described by Dave, Lisa and James

How do you describe Chuck “The Freak”? He’s the laziest man alive and is never on time. He’s the human version of grumpy cat. He’s definitely a glass half-empty kind of guy and can find a problem in everything. Chuck has a wife and two kids and loves his two kids. He’s a big fan of pleasuring himself and explores the deepest, darkest corners of the Internet. At heart, he’s actually Chuck “The Geek” and loves Star Wars and you can find him nightly defending the realm in his video games. We know Chuck will kick someone’s ass for us, and we love him like a brother. We can’t say anything else nice about him though because his ego is already out of control.

Lisa Way

– as described by Dave, Chuck and James

What to say about Lisa? She’s the messiest eater alive, if you sit next to her she will get food on you. Lisa has a magic purse, it’s gigantic and has anything you could ever want in it. She loves fashion, and will cut a bitch to get what she wants in a sale! She loves fast cars and will go to a dealership just to test drive a nice car if she’s in a bad mood. When it comes to food, listening to her eat something she loves, sounds very similar to hardcore porn. She has a cat named Lou who is the feline version of Chuck the freak, he actually sleeps in her panty drawer, just like Chuck. Lisa takes care of all of us and is definitely the voice of reason. She is funny as shit and doesn’t let us take ourselves too seriously.

James

– as described by Dave, Chuck and Lisa

He’s one of the few men who can rock a speedo You can find him on People of Walmart.com – seriously!! If it’s offensive and crude – he loves it – the more offensive the better. James has shown Chuck stuff that even he is grossed out by. He loves tattoos and owns his own Chewbacca mask. James has horrible video game rage and will light up 13-year-olds when he’s playing online. He’s always willing to push the envelope and we can count on him to do anything for us, from shaving a dude’s ass to almost getting killed at a furry convention. We’re so happy he is officially a part of the team.

Andy

Andy Green is the newest addition to the Dave and Chuck The Freak Cast. Andy is a radio freak that traveled all the wonders of Michigan to finally find his home among the Dave and Chuck The Freak family. Crazy drug stories? He’s got ‘em. Andy once ran through a dangerous part of town with a button-up shirt open to buy cigarettes. The shirt created a cape effect and he’s pretty sure everyone in the hood thought they saw a fat superhero running down the road. When Andy fears something he learns as much as he can about it which has resulted in a staggering knowledge of bed bug history, ringworm, and other disturbing topics. He’s an animal lover and one of his cats is named The Littlest Bitten AKA Little Bitties.

Dave & Chuck the Freak Catchphrase Glossary:

PENIS

BALLS

RIPCORD

SUPPORT COMMAND

The rest of the Dave and Chuck the Freak Catchphrase Glossary:

It’s Friday Bitches: Dave is basically the whitest guy ever and trying to become hipper, he got so excited it was about to be the weekend he declared “It’s Friday Bitches”. It just caught on from there and now has its own anthem we play on the show to kick off the weekend!

How’s She Goin’ Eh?: A tribute to our Canadian listeners!

Lifeless Eyes: Andy and Chuck wouldn’t shut up about Jaws one day and that’s a famous line said by Quint in the movie that has caught on as a greeting.

Tell that Bitch to be Cool: A discussion about Pulp Fiction led to Andy blurting this out and it took off after that.

The Legion: This is a term we use to describe someone who has been very sexually active as in “That lady has had a legion of dongs in her”.

Boca Raton: This is our take on the Hebrew greeting Boker Tov!